Thoughts, lists and other compulsive bits about baseball from comedian filmmaker television producer/Red Sox fan Paul Francis Sullivan.... feel free to call him “Sully.”
Saturday, June 04, 2011
Why are Nick Swisher and Jonathan Papelbon taking a shower together?
Look, I know it is 2011 and what anyone does behind closed doors is their business.
And I think the whole "players should fraternize before or after a game" sentiment is a little dated.
But do I really want my closer in a shower with the right fielder of the Yankees?
I mean they are talking casually so they can hear each other so maybe they are just in a locker room.
Or maybe they are doing a Skype call.
The lighting shows that Papelbon is in the Heat Miser's lair while Swisher is in the ice castle of Snow Miser.
I hope the next one they are in a jacuzzi together.
I don't know about you, but I don't want to know if they like it wet or dry. This definitely goes in the 'athletes in bad commercials' montage.
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