Who should I root for?

I don't know who to root for in tonight's Tampa Bay/Yankees game.

The Red Sox are 6 games back in the loss column and need to make up ground, which means root for Tampa to lose.
But that means rooting for the Yankees to win... which not only goes against everything I hold dear, but also means that the Lazarus of teams might be getting warmed up for a run at the East.

I guess all I can do is root for the Red Sox to win against Minnesota and hope all the Rays/Yanks games in the Bronx go 22 innings.