I could throw 2 shutout innings against the Dodgers

I'm not saying I am a good pitcher.
In fact I got clobbered when I pitched in little league (as seen above.)

But seriously. How hard could it be to shut out the Dodgers now?
They've been shut out for 56 of their last 57 innings.

In that time, opposing teams have a 0.31 ERA against them. That's less than 1 run every three games if stretched out.

And they just look desperate at the plate.
I think my 55 mile per hour lob could have them spinning.

This was the best team in baseball a few weeks ago!
Now I am talking trash about them.
And Carlos Lee wants no part of them.

Dodgers... GET YOUR SELVES A BAT!