Showing posts with label anarchy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label anarchy. Show all posts

Sunday, September 30, 2012

Who can think of football on a day like today?



I get that football is more popular than baseball.
I understand it.

I understand that American Idol is more popular than Mad Men.
I have grasped that a Michael Bay Transformers movie is going to be more popular than a Joel and Ethan Coen film.

And I don't dislike football.

But please. The NFL is in week 4. There is a way to go.
Baseball?

There's only four games left and there is a real possibility for total anarchy.

How crazy is it?
Yankee fans are rooting for the Red Sox and Red Sox fans are rooting against the Red Sox.

That's so bonkers that it brings up the possibility that the Mayans were right.

Let's just take the American League and bring up the following plausible scenarios.

Orioles defeat the Red Sox. 
Not only is that possible, but Zach Stewart pitching for the Red Sox it is as much of a lock as any bet you could make today.

Twins defeat the Tigers.
Unlikely, but the Tigers are not pitching Verlander today and the game is in Minnesota. It is possible.

Blue Jays defeat the Yankees.
Toronto has a way of playing the Yankees very tough. And while Phil Hughes has pitched well recently, he is due to lay an egg.

White Sox defeat the Rays.
A tall order against David Price. But they are at home and Jose Quintana is no slouch.

Athletics defeat Mariners.
The A's are at home and they play with a certain magic there.

Angels sweep the double header against the Rangers
A very tall order, especially against Yu Darvish and Derek Holland. But Zack Greinke and Ervin Santana can throw well and the Angels are loose.

What would happen if those seven scenarios all came true?

The American League playoff picture would look like this:
The Orioles would be in first place for the East by one game over the Yankees.
The Tigers would be in first place for the Central by one game over the White Sox.
The Rangers would be in first place for the West by one game over the Athletics.

And the Angels would be one game out of the Wild Card.

And that would set up the final three games of the season with not only no playoff position in the American League set, but not one single American League team having clinched a playoff spot going into the final three games of the season.

That is potential anarchy.
That is potential insanity.

And it is happening all over baseball today.

And if you turn on sports talk radio, they are talking about the Packers and the Saints.

Folks! There is a lot of time for football.
This is anarchy.
This is dogs and cats living together and mass hysteria to paraphrase Peter Venkman.

Let's play ball!

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Saturday, September 11, 2010

How I want the National League races to end

With the season winding down, the playoff picture in the American League seems pretty clear. Unless the Twins and Rangers simply collapse and give the White Sox and A’s some life, then we can be pretty sure that the Yankees, Rays, Rangers and Twins will be playing in October.

But there is a chance that the National League could be right down to the wire.

I want there to be total anarchy by the end… nobody sure who is in and who is out.

Now with the Red Sox out of it, I am rooting for the Giants to win it all. But the rest of the National League could be in chaos if the following scenarios take place.


The GIANTS go on a mad 15-5 dash to capture the NL West title and finish the season 95-67.



The PADRES right their ship and go 15-7 to and finish the season 94-68.



The ROCKIES continue their late surge with a 17-4 streak and also finish the season 94-68.



The PHILLIES go 11-9 the rest of the way and finish the season 93-69.



The BRAVES pick up the pace and go 12-8 over the last few weeks and end with a 93-69 mark.


The REDS stumble to an 7-14 record the rest of the way and finish 87-75.



The CARDINALS, led by Pujols, Wainwright and Carpenter, go 14-9 and also finish 87-75.

So what would be the end result?

The Giants would be the Western Division Champs and have Home Field Advantage in every round of the playoffs, including the World Series.

My dad will be thrilled to see that the Championship will have to come through McCovey Cove.

And the rest of the National League playoffs would be up for grabs forcing three… count em… THREE win or go home one game playoffs on the same day!

The Padres and Rockies would play a one game playoff for the Wild Card (2007 rematch anyone?)

The Braves and the Phillies would play for the NL East title. (The two time NL Champs vs. Bobby Cox’s last stand.)

And the Reds and Cardinals, two of the classic franchises in baseball, will square off for the NL Central crown. (And no doubt some bad blood between LaRussa and Baker.)

And if these games would be as exciting as the one game playoffs played each of the last three seasons, they will be three heart stopping down to the last pitch thrillers.

We’ve never had more than one to end a season. (If the Mets won one more game we would have had two in 2007!)

Tell me that wouldn’t be the most exciting baseball day you could imagine.

So… just have those 7 scenarios take place.
I’ve always wanted a season to end with anarchy… maybe I’ll get my wish this year.


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Thursday, July 02, 2009

Fish

















The Florida Marlins are tied for first place.

Did you know that?

How odd is the NL East?

The Phillies, the defending World Champs, have been in first place most of the year and are currently tied for first with the aforementioned Marlins.

The Braves are two games under .500 and yet are only 2 games out.

The Mets are a disgraceful mess at even .500, and only a game out of first.

Let's play out a scenario that is within the realm of possibility:

Let's say the Mets win 2 of 3 from the Phillies.
Let's say the Pirates beat the Marlins 2 of 3.
Let's say the Braves sweep the lowly Nationals.

If that happens then the Mets, Braves, Marlins and Phillies would all be one game over .500 and all tied for first place.

That's worth rooting for.
That's potential anarchy.



Thursday, September 25, 2008

Don't get comfortable, Phanatic.... there might be anarchy



As if the Twins comeback wasn’t cool enough…
We had the Brewers staying alive with a walk off 10th inning grand slam…
We had Ryan Church saving the Mets season with an unreal slide followed by yet another walk off hit!

Who could be unhappy?

I’ll tell you who:
PHILADELPHIA FANS!

Think about this scenario…
The Washington Nationals beat Joe Blanton and the Phillies.
(Hey the Nats beat the Mets earlier this month)

OK then the Mets wind up beating the Florida Marlins at home.

And then the Brewers beat the resting Cubs.

None of those scenarios are outlandish, but the result would be!

That would mean the Phillies, Mets and Brewers would all be tied going into the last Saturday of the season.

No team assured a playoff spot!
The Cubs and Dodgers would have no clue who they would be playing in the Division Series going into at least Sunday.

GIVE ME ANARCHY!

(I’m not sure Philadelphia fans could handle this!!!!)

Thursday, September 04, 2008

THE WORLD DIDN'T END!

They used instant replay the other day... and they got a call RIGHT!

It took less than 3 minutes.
If they conferred, discussed, had one manager come out... and then the other... we're talking 5 to 10 minutes.

And... here's the kicker...
THEY GOT THE CALL RIGHT!!!!

Isn't that the point?
Isn't making sure that games aren't decided because of a bad judgement call a good thing?

I thought so.


Friday, August 15, 2008

Come on Marlins! Make this interesting

You guys have been doing a great job making 2008 interesting, but let's pick it up!
Your last 4 losses have been close games and if you won 2 of those games, you'd be 1 1/2 games out of first in mid August with the lowest payroll in the NL.

Look, the Mets and Phillies are vulnerable and the Wild Card is coming out of the Central.

My love for late season Anarchy is well documented.
Having anarchy come with the lowest payroll in the NL out playing the biggest payroll would be even sweeter.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

COME ON, MARLINS!

If you won last night, there would have been a three way tie for first in the NL East!

As I stated last year... I love anarchy. I want to see a three way tie... and I want to see the no budget Marlins in contention.

Saturday, September 29, 2007

It's pretty darn close to anarchy!

The season ends tomorrow. All we know is the Diamondbacks will be playing someone and the Cubs will be flying somewhere.

How wonderful was it that with one out to go for San Diego to clinch and be on the verge of tidying up the playoff picture (D'Backs vs Cubs... East winner vs Padres) that the second most famous Padre of all time (Trevor Hoffman) let up a tying hit to the son of MR. PADRE (Tony Gwynn Jr)?

The Brewers don't roll over and suddenly with the Rockies blowing out the D'Backs we still have 4 teams for 2 slots and 4 meaningful games on the last day.

Now all we need is for all 4 home teams to win... and we have 4 teams with 89 wins.
Potential anarchy!

Don't let me down, Brewers/Phillies/Mets/Rockies!

Man... if the Brewers had won those three games at home we would have had the East, Central and Wild Card all tied on the last day.

Let it go, Sully.
Let it go!

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

What I want for Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Last night was so close to being perfect that today I want to map out exactly what I want.

As I type this, the Rangers are beating the Angels 3-0 and I want that score to hold up to push the Red Sox closer to clinching home field.

What else do I want?

A RED SOX WIN AGAINST THE A'S
Duh. Clinch that division before the weekend!

A YANKEE LOSS AGAINST THE DEVIL RAYS
Prolong the inevitable and make sure the best the Yankees could do against Tampa is split the series.

A TIGER WIN AGAINST THE TWINS
Why not make the Yankees squirm another day?

A PHILLIES WIN AGAINST THE BRAVES
Forget the Braves! Tighten up that division and Wild Card!

A NATIONALS WIN AGAINST THE METS
Get the East Division in play!

A PIRATES WIN AGAINST THE DIAMONDBACKS
I'm telling you, I don't want a single division decided!

A MARINERS DOUBLE HEADER SWEEP AGAINST THE INDIANS
I'm telling you, I want that homefield!

A BREWERS WIN OVER THE CARDINALS
Or have I been subtle in my support of the Brewers?

A ROCKIES WIN OVER THE DODGERS
I am falling in love with the Rockies

A GIANTS WIN OVER THE PADRES
Tall order with Peavy on the mound.

If all of those games happen the way I want, then...

The Red Sox would be in the lead for home field advantage and have a magic number of 1 to clinch the division

The Yankees still would not have a play off spot clinched

All of the division leaders in the National League would have a lead of a single game.

And there'd be a 3 way tie for the Wild Card

I want it to be a huge traffic jam!

IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

Last night was sooooo close to a perfect night!


I am a greedy man... and I wanted several different scenarios to unfold in order to make last night perfect, baseball wise.

And hot damn, it came this close to unfolding perfectly.

Let's list what would have made the night perfect.


I wanted:
A RED SOX WIN...reducing their magic number
CHECK! Many comes back and contributes to two rallies, Schilling pitches well, Papelbon bails out Gagne and Ortiz homers.

A YANKEES LOSS...reducing the Red Sox magic number some more
CHECK! 5-0 lead blown and somehow the Devil Rays are 8-8 against the Yankees.

A TIGERS WIN... prolonging the Yankees clinching for at least another day
CHECK! The Tigers shut down the Twins with the faintest hopes still alive.

AN ANGELS LOSS... Giving the Red Sox a better shot at homefield throughout the playoffs
CHECK! Thank You Texas

Meanwhile in the National League I wanted:

A BREWERS WIN... as I've been openly cheering them on to stay in the race
CHECK! The Cardinals continue to phone in the end of the season.

A CUBS LOSS... to cut their lead over the Brewers to 2 games
CHECK! Dontrelle Willis shuts them down and a parade of anonymous relievers close it out.

A PHILLIES LOSS... to help tighten up the Wild Card race and bring about anarchy
CHECK! And somehow the Braves are back in it!

A METS LOSS... to make sure the division is still in play for the weekend
CHECK! Why can't the Mets beat the Nationals?

A ROCKIES LOSS... to pull them even closer to the Wild Card
CHECK! Way to keep the Dodgers motivated, Grady.


At this point it looked like it was going to be the type of night I'd ask a genie for! Now there were only two more games left... could they come through for me?

AN INDIAN LOSS... to help the Red Sox get closer to homefield throughout the playoffsOOOO, so close! Adrian Beltre hit a game tying homer in the 9th for Seattle and they loaded the bases in the 11th, but couldn't score and the Indians won in the 12th.

A PADRES LOSS... to make it a 3 way tie for first for the Wild Card with the Braves only 2 back with 5 days left in the season
ONE OUT FROM HAPPENING! But Brian Wilson (might as well have been the Beach Boy) let up a 3 run 2 out homer to give the Padres the 6-4 win and maintain a 1 game lead on the Wild Card.

Leave it to a Giants reliever to blow it.

All things considered... the Sox could potentially clinch the division before Friday and have home field, the Yankees need one more day to clinch, and the National League is still a complete scrum going into the last Wednesday of the season.

Not bad. I still want ANARCHY!

Friday, September 21, 2007

I wanted Anarchy... and I might get it!


When I made my amendment to "Who I Should Root For" in the NL Central, I said I wanted anarchy. I wanted a 3 way tie.

Well, with the collapse of the Cardinals, the NL Central is back to being a 2 horse race.

But I might get my anarchy wish anyway!

And I realize I was not ambitious enough with my anarchy wish.
I was thinking solely of a division in chaos.

But this year, the entire National League could be a mess by seasons end.
Bear with me!

ANARCHY PLAN 1: The National League East

Let's say the Mets go 6-4 in their last 10 games...
And the Phillies go 7-2 in their remining 9 games.



ANARCHY PLAN 2: The National League Central

Meanwhile the Brewers go 7-3 in their last 10
And the Cubs go 4-4 in their last 8 games


ANARCHY PLAN 3: The National League West

And finally let's say the Padres go 5-5 in their last 10 games
And the Diamondbacks go 4-5 in their final 9 games.



None of those scenarios are superhuman.
And what would happen if they all happened like that?

The Mets, Phillies, Diamondbacks and Padres would all be tied at 90-72.
And the Brewers and Cubs would be tied at 85-77.

The season ends... and not one playoff team is decided!
No Division Winner! No Wild Card!
Nobody would know who would be in or out!
Your team could have home field, or be playing golf!

You'd have to play three one game playoffs to decide the division...
And then the next day have the loser of the East game and the West game would have to play a Wild Card game... loser to go home, the winner moves on exhausted!

Tell me that wouldn't be the most intense 2 days of baseball you ever saw!
4 "Do or Die" and "Win or the season is meaningless!" games in two days!

Say it with me!
ANARCHY!!!!!

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

WHO SHOULD I ROOT FOR? Part 5: THE NL CENTRAL (amendment)

A month ago I broke down the NL Central between the Cubs and the Brewers and used my typically faulty logic to root for the Brewers.

The Cardinals have to be included in the equation now. Hell, they are only 1 game back!

What are the circumstances that would make a Cardinals Division Title Cool?

1) The Rick Ankiel Factor:
It would be awesome if Rick Ankiel hit some big homers down the stretch... complete the Roy Hobbs circle and give his movie a great ending!

Extra credit if he knocks out the light tower!












2) The Dave Duncan Factor

Last year his pitching staff won it all without a closer and he turned Jeff Suppan, Anthony Reyes and Jeff Weaver into post season studs.

Yes... that Jeff Weaver.

For an encore he has Adam Wainwright and Braden Looper in the rotation, has turned Joel Pinero into an effective starter and has been winning despite Chris Carpenter and Mark Mulder spending most of the year on the DL, Kip Wells and Anthony Reyes going a combined 8-29 and one of his relievers dying.

Some wonder if he should go into the Hall of Fame.
I say award him the Nobel Prize.













3) The strangest dynasty ever factor

How will the Cardinals of the 2000s be remembered?
This has been a strange glorious decade for St. Louis.

They've only missed the playoffs one year this decade (2003) and have played in 5 NL Championship Series, 2 World Series and winning it all last year.

Yet their truly terrific teams underperformed (the 2002 team should have crushed the Giants, the 2004 team was embarrassed in the World Series by the Red Sox and the 2005 team was beaten by an inferior Astros team.)

And their weakest team won it all... and this team is worse. Why not give them a chance to be the worst back to back champ ever!










4) The Anarchy Factor

The race is so tight and filled with such uninspired baseball, that there could be that chance for the anarchy I so craved at the end of last year!

A chance for Milwaukee, Chicago and St. Louis to all end deadlocked... the panic that would create schedule wise... the "what ifs" that two fan bases would have all year...

It's too delicious. Like a plate of Linguini Carbonara...
I can't resist it!

I'm changing my vote!
I VOTE FOR ANARCHY!

Which ever team is behind, I'm rooting for.
I want a three way tie!

I want to see it once, just to see what will happen.
And they can't award a Wild Card to one of them... so this will be a pure 3 way, 1 goes on, 2 go home post regular season but pre post season conumdrum!

And that might be even more delicious than my mom's carbonara!

Saturday, September 30, 2006

ANARCHY

In my last entry I wrote about how I wanted a collapse in St. Louis because everyone enjoys a nice All American slip on the banana peel.

But I'm a greedy man. I want more than a collapse. I want 100% utter anarchy!
I'm talking the kind that throws well laid plans into the toilet and have the powers that be in baseball sweating trying to figure out how to make it all work.

I want something that we've never seen before.

Like the Yankees blowing the 3-0 lead.
Or the Kirk Gibson home run.
Or the last episode of Newhart when the whole show turned out to be a dream.

Something cool like that.

And it can... provided the following happens:

The Cardinals lose 2 in a row (very possible.)
The Astros split their last 2 games (statistically probable)
The Reds win their last 2 games.

All within the realm of possibility.

And if it happens, all hell will break loose.

Try to follow:

The Cardinals will have to play a game AFTER the last day of the season against the Giants. This would be the day that normally tie breaking playoff games would take place and the true playoffs begin the next day.

If the Cardinals should win that... ohhh boy.
The start of the playoffs would already be pushed back one day.
And there would be a three way tie for first place: Reds, Astros and Cardinals all at 82-80.

And somehow Bud Selig, a man who couldn't figure out how to untie an All Star game, would have to come up with a round robin tournament to determine who gets in.

St. Louis could play 4 different teams in 4 days if it plays out.
It would be one game elimination baseball a la the NCAA Tourney.

It would be f-ing anarchy as a third playoff team (either the Mets, Dodgers or Padres) will get 2 more days to rest their staff.

And you'd get big stars on each of the teams (Pujols, Clemens, Griffey) all with a chance to push their teams into the playoffs (and an inevitable first round sweep.)

Yesterday I wanted failure.
Today, anarchy.

Tomorrow... give me baseball armegeddon!