I mean we have access to Ted's head, don't we?
He's a lifelong Red Sox and the Sox drafted his wacko son.
Seriously, Bill Hall can't play EVERY position. We could have a cloned Splendid Splinter out in right field.
(Keep in mind everything I know about cloning I learned from the Michael Keaton film Multiplicity.)
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