Sunday, April 13, 2008

How are you liking the job so far, Joe?

Maybe that Orioles job doesn't look so bad now.

Maybe you shouldn't have yelled at the Marlins owner.

You wanted the Yankees job and guess what comes with the territory?
Every move you make gets ripped apart... like pitching to Manny in a big spot... or having Posada catch the 8th even though he has a worse throwing arm than Bob Dole.

Giradi's honeymoon was shorter than Victor Frankenstein's.*

And the more his young arms like Hughes and Kennedy have ERAs with area codes on them the louder the chatter will be.

And keep in mind, Steinbrenner has pulled a King Lear and divided his empire up between Hal and Hank Steinbrenner. If Hank continues to flex his new found muscle, he might fire Girardi and replace him with John Turturro.

Either way, you know Joe Torre is having a nice laugh and enjoying the sunshine of LA.

* I promise you this will be the most obscure Frankenstein reference I will make on this blog.

1 comment:

  1. Sully it should be noted that Girardi worked all of the Marlins' young pitchers until their arms fell off. Of course their arms didn't actually fall off until he was long gone.