Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Oh My God! The Yankees signed Teixeira! It's awful! Baseball Needs A Salary Cap! The Yankees just bought a World Series! AAAAAHHHH! AHHHHH!!!!


OK, now that you found my site by Googling those words in the subject heading, let me tell you to calm down.

Read this posting about the Yankees buying championships.
Read this posting about Salary Caps.
Read this posting about Parity in Baseball.
Read this posting about how the best team in the regular season has a good chance of NOT making the World Series.

And while you are at it, watch this. It has nothing to do with baseball, but it is funny.

Now relax.
All the Yankees have bought are more stars who have never played for a big market before and have no idea how big the expectations are.

Watch A Christmas Story and exhale.

7 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:24 PM

    Boston Red Sox SUCK !!! . . go yanks !!

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  2. Anonymous1:03 PM

    yankees, ahh yank these nuts!!!

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  3. Anonymous3:04 PM

    i like how the sox hater capitalized "Red Sox" but used a lower case 'y' on "yanks"

    hahahh what a douche. typical new yorkers....

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  4. Anonymous4:24 PM

    RED SOX SUCK DICK! GO YANKEES!

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  5. Mike R.4:55 PM

    "All the Yankees have bought are more stars who have never played for a big market before"

    Thank you for clearing up that the Angels play in a small market confusion. Here I always thought that LA was huge.

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  6. LA is huge.
    Anaheim isn't

    I live in the LA area and believe me when the Angels were in the playoffs it had exactly ZERO buzz in Los Angeles county.

    Now in Orange County I'm sure it is a big deal, but trust me... They can call themselves Los Angeles all they want, but Anaheim is a small market

    (Kind of like how the New Jersey Nets and the New Jersey Devils are NOT New York teams no matter how close they play to the Lincoln Tunnel.)

    - Sully

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  7. Don't kid urself this is a Yankee blog mascarading as a red sox blog and you love we got teix!!!

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