Seriously... he already has 5 homers in 9 games.
He hit 9 homers in 81 games last year. He's got his swing back.
He's got some serious right handed pop this year and he's doing it for a team that isn't going to do diddly this year.
He's as good as gone.
So live out of your suitcase, Jose. Buy travel size toothpaste.
And if there is a BBQ joint in Kansas City you want to try out... do it now!