Showing posts with label 2005 NLCS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2005 NLCS. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 09, 2011

Sully Baseball honors... Pepe Mantilla's call of Albert Pujols Home Run off Brad Lidge, October 18 ,2005













Versatile broadcaster Pepe Mantilla calls Spanish language broadcasts for soccer games and Laker games here in Los Angeles.

Fox Sports also has employed him to call Spanish broadcasts for baseball playoff games.

He's damn good at his job, and I can say that as someone who doesn't speak a word of Spanish.

How do I know that? Because so much of baseball is conveying emotion and the drama simply in HOW you call the game, not just WHAT you call.

A case in point... listen to his call of Albert Pujols shot off of Brad Lidge in 2005.
Without knowing Spanish, see if you can tell when Pujols connects.

It's subtle.








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Friday, May 21, 2010

Three Aces Wild




















Making preseason predictions is often an act in futility.
If you don't believe me, look at my predictions for 2007...
And if you are still not convinced, look at my predictions for 2008...
And if that wasn't enough, why not take a gander at my predictions last year...

But one thing that makes picks so worthless is of course the team that plays in April will inevitably be different that the team that plays in October. While midseason trades are usually all hype and not a lot of true impact, dealing for a true ace in midseason could be the difference between playing for a pennant or playing golf in October.

You just have to look at the Indians trading away their two Cy Young winners, Sabathia and Lee, to see how October can be affected by dealing an ace.

And for teams falling out of contention, trading away an ace could bring about much needed building blocks for the future.

Joe Carter, John Smoltz, Brady Anderson, Randy Johnson and Carlos Guillen, among others, were picked up by teams in mid season trades for pitching.

This year there are three legit aces... three difference making pitchers who are pitching for teams that are going nowhere.

One SHOULD be traded. One is ASKING to be traded. And one will INEVITABLY.

Let's look at the one who SHOULD be traded first:

JOHAN SANTANA

Santana was supposed to be for the Mets what Curt Schilling was to the Red Sox in 2004. With the Mets falling a Carlos Beltran called third strike short of the World Series in 2006 and the epic collapse of 2007... Omar Minaya needed to make a bold move.

And he did so bringing in the American League's best pitcher to Queens. And you can't blame Santana for the collapse of 2008! He won his last 7 decisions in '08 including a complete game shutout on the second to last game of the season to keep hope alive in Flushing.

But the Mets aren't an ace away from winning anymore. Their nice April not withstanding, they are a sinking team. Don't believe me? On April 30th, the Mets were in first place, 5 games over .500. They are 6-14 since and their pitching staff and lineup are wearing down... and their farm system is notoriously bare.

Sure, Santana gives them a great arm every 5 days, but this team needs a shot in the arm and Santana's trade value may never be this high. A little honesty in the Mets front office would have them admit they are not catching the Phillies (they are already a full week behind Philadelphia) and don't have the horses to compete.

The team trading for Santana would have him for three more seasons... so the Mets could get as many as three pieces to a long term puzzle. Will they do it? Probably not. It's the smart thing to do, which isn't the Mets way of doing things.


Now for the one who is ASKING to be traded.
ROY OSWALT

I've been screaming for the Astros to trade Oswalt since the beginning of 2009. And with today's news that Oswalt is waiving his no trade clause, it looks like it is going to happen.

This is his 10th season for the Astros and he was the MVP of the 2005 NLCS, the Astros lone trip to the World Series, so no doubt he has a lot of affection for Houston and the team.

But this team sucks. He knows it. We all know it. And while he is in the top 10 in the NL for ERA and WHIP, he is also second in the league in losses!

He has a 2-6 record. Only Charlie Morton (he with the 9.68 ERA) has more losses. Oswalt has pitched 6 innings in all 9 of his starts this year and has given the Astros 7 innings 6 times. He's averaged 7 innings and about 2 1/2 runs a start for his last 5 starts... and has an 0-4 record to show for it.

Like the Mets, the Astros cupboard is bare on the farm and Oswalt should fetch at least 2 players ready to insert on the big league team.

Now the ace who will be INEVITABLY traded.
CLIFF LEE

Have the Mariners woken up (along with Ken Griffey Jr) from their first quarter nap?

10 days ago I said I wasn't sure what the Mariners should do with their season. Cliff Lee won that day... then the Mariners lost 7 of their last 8 before winning 2 in a row.

They have Lee and Hernandez back, Griffey has some clutch hits and Milton Bradley is back from therapy... and they are still the third worst team in the American League.

There is a better chance that the Cubs will call to reacquire Bradley than Cliff Lee being a Mariner in 2011... and short of a massive winning streak, this Mariner team isn't contending.

90 wins will probably win the West. The Mariners are on pace for 59. Forget .500, the Mariners are trying to reach .400 at this point.

They dealt away some good prospects to Philadelphia, Toronto, Oakland and I think Manchester United by the time the deal was done. It was a nice idea... but they need to think about 2011 now.



So think about the landscape of contenders now. You know two of these pitchers will be wearing new uniforms by the time October rolls around and possibly all three. And whatever contender picks them up will suddenly have a new potent weapon. A playoff contender could get over the hump, like the Brewers a few years ago when they picked up Sabathia.

A pennant contender could overcome their weaknesses with a new ace, like the Phillies last year with Cliff Lee.

Contenders like the Rangers, the Rays, the Cardinals, the Twins and the Tigers could use an arm to put them over the top.

Heavy weights like the Yankees, Angels, Red Sox and Dodgers (divorce not withstanding) all have pitching issues. Acquiring an ace would give the team a nice jolt of adrenaline.

It will change the entire complexion of the pennant race if and when these deals are made... and make me feel not as bad for making lousy predictions in April!






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Sunday, April 11, 2010

Roy Oswalt’s value could sky rocket


The Astros are the only team without a win this year.
I know it is early but it never looks good to be the last one to get a W. And the Astros are going to have that Musical Chairs feeling again today as they face Roy Halladay.

Now of course the Astros can counter with THEIR Roy… Roy Oswalt. But come on! The Stros are probably going to St Lou on Monday with an 0-6 record.

It’s going to be a long year for Brad Mills. Their team is too old and already breaking down. And even though there is no juggernaut in the division, they are decidedly worse than St. Louis and Milwaukee and don’t have Cincinnati’s youth.

I think they fell into the same trap as the Orioles in the late 1990s and 2000s and more recently the Giants and the Mets stumbled into:

They felt they were still a contender and made moves as if they were only a player away from the post season, when in reality they should have been rebuilding.

That mentality hamstrung the Orioles for a decade, decimated the post Bonds Giants until their pitching developed and turned the Mets into the mess that they are today.

Well, I’m not saying that the Astros are going to be winless this year… but they will certainly be playing golf in October and could use an injection of youth.

I have Baseball America’s preview of the top prospects at each position here.
They list 185 of the best young players in the minors.

3 are with the Astros.









Catcher Jason Castro, who played in double A last year.
Pitcher Jordan Lyles was in Low A last year.
Shortstop Jio Mier played in the lowest rung of the minors last year.

There’s your future!

But there could be a strange domino effect that could help the Astros a little bit.

At the trade deadline, virtually every contending team is looking for pitching… but recently the trend in front offices has been to lock up their top pitchers.

Josh Beckett and Yovani Gallardo were locked up this week. And Tom Verducci covers the other aces like Josh Johnson, CC Sabathia, Roy Halladay, Justin Verlander, John Lackey etc who are now off the market.

So the demand will be high and the supply pretty small.

A healthy Roy Oswalt if traded well would fill in a hole (or 3) for a long while.

Now last year I called for the Astros to trade him… especially when he was flashing some of his ace stuff.

They didn’t. It didn’t make sense then and didn’t make sense now. They could have picked up 2 or 3 building blocks. Instead he started to have back problems and missed 200 innings for the first time in his career.

If he pitches well in the beginning of 2010, then the Astros HAVE to deal him.
There is no excuse.

The Indians have filled up their cupboard with a bunch of solid players for Sabathia and Lee.

The Blue Jays have some good youth for Halladay.

Oswalt isn’t on that level, but he was a 17 game winner as recently as 2008.
This is a guy with 5 top 5 Cy Young finishes and an NLCS MVP on his mantle.

You telling me a contender wouldn’t give up one of the 182 other prospects listed by Baseball America to have someone like that down the stretch?

Houston…. I know it doesn’t seem that long ago that you were in the World Series… but 2005 was 5 years ago!

It’s time to think about the new decade… and an old expensive team breaking down with no prospects in the minor league system is no way to turn the ship around.

Stay healthy Roy… pitch well… and we’ll see you in October with another club


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Tuesday, November 03, 2009

It's harsh... but comebacks are meaningless unless they go all the way

The Phillies showed some resolve not being eliminated in 5.

So did the Angels... will ANYONE remember that?

Nope.

If the Yankees win game 6 or 7, nobody will remember any fight the Phillies had.

Is that harsh?

Yup.

Well let me ask you something?

Do you remember how much heart the Mets had in 1999?

How about how the Pirates got off the matt in 1992 and started beating a Braves team that seemed to be incredibly superior?

Do you remember how the 1972 Reds fought back in the World Series against the A's?

Or the Impossble Dream Red Sox coming back from a 3-1 hole to force a game 7 in 1967?

OF COURSE NOT!

If you remember 1999, it is Kenny Rogers walking in the winning rin.
Francisco Cabrera is the only thing anyone remember about the 1992 NLCS.
72 was about Joe Rudi and Gene Tenace.
Bob Gibson is what people remember about '67.

Even the brilliant Red Sox comeback in the Rays series last year has been forgotten.

The only times anyone remembers a team that came back and lost was if there was a great homer or two.

People remember the 1975 Red Sox because of Carbo and Fisk.
The 2001 Yankees are remembered for the homers off of Kim by Tino, Jeter and Brosius.
The 2005 Cardinals are remembered because of Pujols homer off of Lidge.

So 2009 Phillies... you don't want to be forgotten?

You'd better win.

Or hit a few dramatic homers.



Sully Baseball Presents THE BEST NATIONAL LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES GAMES OF THE 2000s

No one National League team dominated the decade the way the Braves did in the 1990s. So almost every year the NL Pennant was up for grabs.

Only one National League team, the 2004 Cardinals, had the league's best record in the regular season and went on to the World Series. So the only thing predictable in the NLCS for the 2000s was unpredictability.

One series had teams exchanging walk off homers in back to back games... some series had outstanding pitching... other games were brutal slugfests.

In one series, one of the most reliable closers in the league had a potential pennant clinching pitch crushed out of the park.

The next year one of the least experience closers in playoff history froze a superstar with a series ending called third strike.

There were walk off hits and extra inning showdowns... there were base runners tagged out when they didn't know they were originally called safe... and over managing in big situations.

And there was one poor guy sitting along the left field line at Wrigley Field who did what anyone on the planet Earth would have done... and got blamed for a teams collapse while the players themselves got off Scot Free.

As started in the Best of 2000s Post Season Home Page, I am picking the best game for each game of the series... Best Game 1, Best Game 2... etc.

And when need be, I'll have some honorable mentions.



Best Game 1 of the National League Championship Series for the 2000s
2003 – Marlins 9 Cubs 8 (11 innings)



In a creepy foreshadowing of pain to come, a Wrigley celebration was silenced by Florida heroics and a lot of "what just happened?" headshaking by Cubs fans.

The Cubs jumped all over Josh Beckett for 4 first inning runs and the rout seemed to be on.

But Pudge Rodriguez, Miguel Cabrera and Juan Encarnacion all homered in a 5 run third, giving the lead to the fish. The Cubs would tie the game but Rodriguez came through with a 2 run single in the 9th.

In the bottom of the 9th with 2 outs and down by 2, Sammy Sosa hit a game tying homer that seemed to be destined to live in Cubs lore forever.

Mike Lowell and the Marlins had the last laugh. Lowell hit a lead off homer in the 11th and reliever Braden Looper held off the Cubs in the 11th. How would this series had played out differently if the Cubs could have pulled it out?


Honorable mentions for Game 1 of the National League Championship Series for the 2000s



One of the best pitching matchups of recent history did not disappoint in Game 1. Greg Maddux, winner of 4 Cy Youngs, went up against Randy Johnson, who would win 5.

Reggie Sanders hit an RBI single in the first and Luis Gonzalez hit a 2 out RBI single in the 5th.
That was the extent of the damage off of Maddux over 7 innings. But it was enough as Johnson went 9 innings, allowing 3 hits and 1 walk while striking out 11.


Best Game 2 National League Championship Series for the 2000s


The Rockies had won 17 of their last 18 games going into Game 2 of the ALCS. The Diamondbacks were the last team to beat them in a game, which clinched the NL West.

Colorado's winning streak was continuing in the post season and they took a 2-1 lead into the 9th in Phoenix.

With one out, Eric Byrnes hit into what looked like a potential game ending double play. But the throw to second base went wide, pulling Troy Tulowitski off of the bag and letting the tying run score. The trouble was Stephen Drew of the D'Backs didn't know he was called safe and wandered off of second where he was tagged out.

Instead of the winning run being in scoring position with 1 out, there were 2 outs and a runner on first. The Diamondbacks couldn't win it and it went into extra innings.

In the 11th, Jose Valverde walked 3 batters including walking Willy Tavares on 4 pitches with 2 outs to force in the go ahead (and eventual winning run.) Arizona lost the next two and the Rockies swept their way into the World Series.


Honorable mentions for Game 2 of the National League Championship Series for the 2000s


The Mets broke a 3-3 tie in the 8th but Mike Piazza was thrown out at third to end the inning. The Cardinals turned around and tied it back up in the 8th on a wild pitch and a double. But Bobby Valentine pitched around Mark McGwire and got out of the inning.

Robin Ventura reached on a Will Cark error and scored on Jay Payton's single. Then Armando Benitez did the impossible: He held the lead.


The Mets were 4-0 in the post season going into Game 2 after a sweep of the Dodgers and a Game 1 win over the Cardinals. They seemed like they were going to steamroll into the World Series, especially after Carlos Delgado hit a 3 run homer in the first and homered again in the 5th.

But the Cardinals kept fighting back and the game was tied going into the top of the 9th. So Taguchi led off the 9th with a homer and St. Louis added 2 more to get the win and show that the road to the World Series was going to be a little tougher than the Mets thought.


Pedro Martinez vs Vincente Padilla was not supposed to be a great pitching match up in 2009. But Pedro was magnificent throwing 7 shutout innings. Padilla was amazing himself, letting up 1 run over 7 1/3 innings (a Ryan Howard homer.)

Pedro only threw 87 pitches, but Charlie Manuel took him out. It backfired as 5 pitchers labored through the 8th where the tying run scored on a wild throw by the second baseman and the winning run scored on a bases loaded walk.

It was a collapse that can only be described as a team effort, wasting what might have been Pedro Martinez's last great start.



Best Game 3 National League Championship Series for the 2000s
2003 – Cubs 5 Marlins 4 (11 innings)


This was probably the best played game of the Cubs Marlins series... if not the most remembered.

Kerry Wood, who dominated the Braves in the Division Series, was given an early 2 run lead, thanks in part to his own RBI sacrifice fly. But Pudge Rodriguez knocked him out with a go head single in the 7th.

Randall Simon gave the Cubs the lead in the next inning with a homer, but the Marlins tied it on a Todd Hollandsworth single. Joe Borowski wiggled out of a bases loaded jam in the 9th, sending the game to extras.

In the 11th, Doug Glanville tripled home Kenny Lofton and Cubs reliever Mike Remlinger made the lead stick. The Cubs seemed like a team of destiny. They were... just not in the way they wanted to be.


Honorable mention for Game 3 of the National League Championship Series for the 2000s




Roger Clemens and Matt Morris pitched to a 2-2 tie into the 6th inning when Houston took the lead on Jason Lane's RBI single.

The Cardinals would rally in the 9th inning cutting the Astros lead to 1 on John Mabry's 2 out RBI double. But Brad Lidge got David Eckstein to fly out and end the threat, giving Housin a 2-1 series lead.


Best Game 4 National League Championship Series for the 2000s
2009 – Phillies 5 Dodgers 4


The Dodgers took the lead in Game 4 on Matt Kemp's homer and seemed ready to tie the series at 2 and force a Game 6 in Los Angeles.

In the 9th, closer Jonathan Broxton got Raul Ibanez out to lead off the inning and it seemed like he was going to cruise to the save, facing the bottom of the order.

But pinch hitter (and Dodger killer from 2008) Matt Stairs coaxed a walk and Carlos Ruiz was hit by a pitch. With 2 outs, slumping former MVP Jimmy Rollins laced a double into the gap that was so well placed that catcher Ruiz scored all the way from first base for the winning run.

The demoralized Dodgers lost the next game and the Phillies were on to their second straight World Series.

Honorable mentions for Game 4 of the National League Championship Series for the 2000s



The Cardinals, looking to tie the series at 2, jumped out to a 2-0 lead in the first. Andy Benes would hold the lead into the 6th when LaRussa, possibly over managing, pulled his pitcher and Rick White let up a game tying double to J. T. Snow.

With 2 outs and nobody on in the 8th inning, LaRussa walked Bonds intentionally. Benito Santiago responded with a go ahead homer. Nen would wiggle out of trouble in the 9th to hold on to the win.


Behind Albert Pujols's 2 run first inning homer and a Jim Edmonds RBI in the third, the Cardinals jumped ahead to a 4-1 lead and looked ready to take a 3-1 series lead. But the Astros came fighting back, tying the game in the 6th and taking the lead on Carlos Beltran's 7th inning homer. Brad Lidge would record a 2 inning save including getting Albert Pujols out in the 9th.


An error by Cardinals pitcher Jason Marquis set up a tie breaking rally for the Astros in the 7th. But the Cardinals looked to rally in the 9th when they put runners on the corners with nobody out. The Astros threw out Albert Pujols at home for the first out. John Mabry grounded out but seemed to have scored the tying run. But Adam Everett and Eric Bruntlett completed a lightning fast double play to end the game.


Best Game 5 National League Championship Series for the 2000s



In the grand scheme of things, Albert Pujols massive and mind boggingly clutch homer off of Brad Lidge didn't matter that much.

The Astros would win the Series in 6 games instead of 5.

And while Brad Lidge would have a disastrous World Series, he made up for is with a brilliant 2008 season and World Series.

But the titanic blast remains one of the enduring images of any sporting event of this decade.

When it happened I was listening to the Astros radio broadcast on my XM because I wanted to hear how excited the home town announcers would get over the first ever Houston pennant. Milo Hamilton was so depressed after Albert's blast that at first I didn't even realize what happened.

The guy to feel badly for is Lance Berkman, whose three run homer gave Houston a late lead and would have been able to celebrate a pennant in front of the home town crowd.

Both Albert Pujols and Brad Lidge have gone on to win World Series rings since then. But they will always be linked together.

Honorable mentions for Game 5 of the National League Championship Series for the 2000s



If LaRussa over managed Game 4, he UNDER managed Game 5. I guess there is no pleasing some people.

The Cardinals took a 1-0 lead into the bottom of the 8th behind Matt Morris' brilliant pitching. But he loaded the bases in the 8th and faced Bonds with only 1 out. LaRussa left him in and Bonds tied the game with a sacrifice fly.

With Tino Martinez on the bench and Morris clearly out of gas, LaRussa had Morris bat in the 9th inning.

In the bottom of the 9th with 2 outs, Morris let up back to back singles forcing LaRussa to bring in Steve Kline. Kline let up a pennant winning, series ending, walk off single to Kenny Lofton.



For 8 innings, this was one of the best pitchers duels you will ever see in a post season game. Cardinals' starter Woody Williams let up a single to Jeff Bagwell in the 1st and that was it for his 7 innings of shutout ball.

Not to be outdone, Astros starter Brandon Backe held the Cardinals to 1 hit over 8.

Neither would get a decision as Jeff Kent hit a towering 3 run homer with 1 out in the 9th to end the game.


Best Game 6 National League Championship Series for the 2000s

In some ways it is desperately unfair to call Game 6 of the 2003 NLCS "The Steve Bartman Game."

Bartman went for a foul pop up just like anyone would. The catch would have been a terrific one for Alou and no sure thing.

And yes, Bartman did interfere with the catch, the point would have been moot if Mark Prior got Luis Castillo out on the next pitch.

Bartman didn't let up 8 runs that inning.

Bartman didn't boot an easy grounder like Alex Gonzalez did.

Bartman didn't let up a huge 3 run bases clearing double to light hitting pinch hitter Mike Mordecai.

But watching the game again on iTunes made me realize calling it "The Steve Bartman Game" might be cruel but kind of accurate.

Before that fly ball, Wrigley Field had an aura of Mardi Gras. It was a generational celebration.

After the fly ball... there was an uneasy murmur. And then the most incredible thing about watching the rest of that inning was how fast it was.

Right after Bartman, Prior walked Castillo with a wild pitch, sending Pierre to third.
Then on an 0-2 count Pudge Rodriguez singled home the first run.
On the very next pitch, Cabrera hit the grounder that Gonzalez booted.
On the very next pitch, Lee hit the game tying double.

After a pitching change, Lowell was walked intentionally and Conine drove home the go ahead run with a sacrifice fly.

Think about that for a second. 10 pitches were thrown after the Bartman fly ball (4 of which were intentional balls) and in those 10 pitches, the game went from a celebration with the Ace on the mound to a surrendered lead and doom.

When Mordecai cleared the bases, the game went from certain joy to a blow out loss.

I don't blame Bartman... but the game turned ugly faster than any event since Carrie's prom.


Honorable mention for Game 6 of the National League Championship Series for the 2000s



The Cardinals were 1 out away from tying the series at 3 games a piece when Jeff Bagwell tied the game with an RBI single. The Astros pushed Brad Lidge for 3 shutout innings while trying to push a go ahead run in extra innings. But the Cardinals bullpen shut Houston down. Finally Dan Miceli took over for an exhausted Lidge and served up a walk off, series tying homer to Jim Edmonds.

Best Game 7 National League Championship Series for the 2000s

For pure baseball excitement, the decade didn't offer much better than Game 7 of the 2006 NLCS.

The matchup of Oliver Perez and Jeff Suppan was supposed to yield a slug fest. But through 5 the score was 1-1.

In the top of the 6th, Perez looked vulnerable with 1 on and 1 out. Scott Rolen hit a tremendous fly ball to left field that was heading for the bullpen when Endy Chavez made one of the single greatest catches you will see anyone make ever. He caught the ball at the apex of his leap at the tip of his glove. And for good measure threw to first to double up Jim Edmonds, who like everyone else on the planet Earth, thought the ball was long gone.

The Mets couldn't cash in in the bottom of the 6th when they blew a bases loaded 1 out chance.

The score remained 1-1 into the 9th when Yadier Molina, who at that point was the Zeppo of the Molina brothers, hit a 2 run shot to give the Cardinals the lead.

The Mets rallied in the 9th, putting the first two runners on against Adam Wainwright. Why Cliff Floyd didn't bunt them over will be a mystery that future historians will try to solve.

With the bases loaded and 2 outs, Wainwright faced Cardinals killer Carlos Beltran.

With Shea going nuts and the chance for the Mets to steal the baseball attention away from the Yankees one swing away, Wainwright threw a devastating curve. Beltran didn't swing and it was a called third strike and the Mets have yet to recover.


Honorable mentions for Game 7 of the National League Championship Series for the 2000s



Steve Bartman could have been reduced to a strange footnote had the Cubs won Game 7. And even though they fell behind 3-0 in the first, the team looked like they might come back.

Kerry Wood himself hit a game tying homer in the second inning. Moises Alou gave the Cubs the lead with a 3rd inning homer.

But this was the Marlins' year. They took the lead in the 5th thanks in part to another Pudge Rodriguez double and pulled away in the 6th and 7th. When the Marlins clinched the pennant, Wrigley Field was silent save for the Marlins players cheering.


Craig Biggio led off the game with a homer and Roger Clemens took a lead (and a potential Houston pennant) into the 6th inning. But Albert Pujols tied the game with a double and Scott Rolen's homer game St. Louis the lead. St. Louis held on to win a series that was underrated for thrills.



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Saturday, June 06, 2009

The Devil and Brad Lidge




















I have a theory. Brad Lidge made a deal with Satan.

I have no proof of this, but I think I am correct. Bear with me.

Brad Lidge just blew his second save in as many games and sixth game of the year after not blowing a single game in 2008 throughout the regular season all the way through the end of the World Series.

He’s got a 7.27 ERA and the once Lights Out Lidge now makes Philadelphia fans nervous as if Mitch Williams was pitching to Joe Carter.

What happened?

We shouldn’t look to 2009 for answers but instead look to 2005.

The shadow of the Pujols homer has followed him. I am convinced he couldn’t order dinner at a restaurant without being reminded of it.

“And the veal parmesan goes to the guy who let up the Pujols homer.”

At that point he was going the inevitable scrap heap of closers who flamed out.

Remember Billy Koch? Remember how fast Keith Foulke collapsed?
Remember how Mark Davis went from a Cy Young winner to the waiver wire?

At that point, I believe the dark lord known as Satan (pictured on the left) struck a deal with Lidge.



SATAN:
Look, how would you like a legacy other than serving up Pujols homer and single handedly destroying the Astros only chance in the World Series after letting up the Podsednik homer in Game 2 and the World Series clinching run in Game 4?

LIDGE:
What do YOU think?

SATAN:
Seriously... Albert Pujols teeing off of you is one thing. SCOTT PODSEDNIK? He hit as many homers as Nancy Reagan that year! And you let him launch a walk off shot in the World Series?

LIDGE:
Enough.

SATAN:
I can help you. You'll be a World Series hero when I am done!

LIDGE:
Are you kidding me? That would be great! Winning a World Series in Houston would make everything better.

SATAN:
Nahh. Not Houston. It’s not a baseball town. You need to do it for a fan base that would REALLY appreciate it.

LIDGE:
THE CUBS!

SATAN:
(Laughing) Oh please. The Cubs? Do you know how many more souls I can collect if I let the Billy Goat Curse stretch over 100 years? Nah… can’t kill the Golden Goose.

LIDGE:
What about the Giants?

SATAN:
No way. Even I can’t fix their lineup.

LIDGE:
The Red Sox?

SATAN:
I’m sick of Boston. After all I did for Boston fans this decade I don’t owe them a God Damn thing! In fact I have a cruel trick in store for them. Watch the undefeated Patriots in the Super Bowl and you’ll see my handiwork.

LIDGE:
How about the Indians?

SATAN:
Lidge… let me tell you something. I’ve tried with Cleveland. I thought I had the 1997 World Series wrapped up for them. But there is a force more powerful than me.

LIDGE:
You mean God?

SATAN:
No. The bad karma in Cleveland. It’s bigger than God and me combined. I’m just washing my hands with that city.

LIDGE:
What about Pittsburgh?

SATAN:
Nah. Pittsburgh fans would trade in 10 Pirates World Series titles for one playoff with for the Steelers.

LIDGE:
I could go to the Yankees.

SATAN:
Lidge, here's a little tip from your pal Satan. If you want to win a ring, make sure one of your teammates isn't Alex Rodriguez. I signed him to a contract that even Scott Boros can't opt out of! By the way, did you like what I did with Joba and the midges in the playoffs?

LIDGE:
What about the Mets?

SATAN:
Nah… I’m having too much fun f---ing with their fans.

LIDGE:
How about Philadelphia?

Satan scratches his chin.

SATAN:
That’s an interesting idea. Philadelphia fans are hungry for a title. It’s a Northeastern team so they have some deeply rooted loyalty. And I bet I can arrange to help you AND to torment Mets fans, Cubs fans and punish Tampa Bay for taking “Devil” out of their name.

LIDGE:
Sounds good to me.

SATAN:
OK. Philly it is. For one year you will be perfect. And I mean perfect. You won’t blow a lead all year. The only loss you’ll have all year will be in the All Star Game, and that ironically will allow you to clinch the World Series at home. You will be mobbed and loved by Phillies fans. And for all time you will be the closer for the first Philadelphia champion in a quarter of a century.

LIDGE:
That’s awesome!

SATAN:
And the next year it will be all over and you will reach a new level of suck that you didn’t achieve on your worst days in Houston.

LIDGE:
Oooo.

SATAN:
And I will be the possessor of your eternal soul and when you die you will experience a torment that even Milton couldn’t imagine!

LIDGE:
Eric Milton?

SATAN:
Never mind. Your body will burn. Your insides will be ripped from your body. You will spend an eternity screaming into a void for mercy and realize it will never come. And with each scream you will learn the value of life and have the sorrow that your life and soul was squandered and you choke on your own blood.

LIDGE:
But do I get a World Series ring?

SATAN:
Yup.

LIDGE:
Where do I sign?