Heyyyy Contenders! Step right up! Get yourself a barely used right handed slugger to add to your line up! Willy Mo Pena, who crushed a home run tonight and went 4-5 tonight is the answer to your line up woes!
Just send along a decent relief pitcher and we'll call it a deal!
Let the bidding begin!
Don't be shy! He's a great slugger! Why we sabotaged our pitching staff last year just to get him!
(Hope the bidders don't find out he has only 2 base hits since July 5th before tonight.)