Friday, June 26, 2009

Nats/Os series

According to Google Maps, it is 38.1 miles between Oriole Park at Camden Yards in Baltimore and Nationals Park in Washington DC.

Perhaps it is appropriate that they are so close to each other because they are both many more miles away from the pennant race.

Let me put it this way... the Governor of South Carolina is closer to his Argentinian mistress than these teams are to meaningful games.

So I can't think of a reason to go to an Orioles-Nationals game this weekend in Baltimore, except maybe if you are an Orioles fan you might have an outside chance of seeing your team win.

Let me tell you... if you show up to this series, you never have to prove your loyalty as a baseball fan ever again. 

The Orioles should award every single fan this weekend with a special prize.

I'm not talking about something from Boog Powell's BBQ.
I'm talking about every fan gets to spend a weekend WITH Boog!


  1. Aren't you a Nats fan secretly... I would think after the way they handled the Yankees that you'd love them.

  2. Jerk! I'm going to the finale on Sunday.

  3. Anonymous5:00 PM

    So how about the way the Nats handled Smoltz, huh? Jackoff.

  4. Hey, I trashed Smoltz's performance last night.

    Was this a match up of Titans? Am I wrong?

  5. Funny you should mention a prize. For a $9 ticket tomorrow, you can get a sweet looking Markakis replica jersey when you enter the ballpark. Thats pretty much giving you a reward for showing up.