Can Yankee fans read this headline without vomiting?

Carl Pavano?
Leadership?

The man dubbed as "American Idle" by the New York press.

The man who signed arguably the worst contract in the history of the New York Yankees.

I guess for a Yankee fan, a more likely headline would be ...

SYNAGOGUE VOTES MEL GIBSON AS MAN OF THE YEAR

or

PETA HIRES SARAH PALIN AS SPOKESWOMAN

or

MICHAEL AND DINA LOHAN WIN PARENTS OF THE YEAR

Just goes to show you, some people are built for New York and others aren't.

Thanks to Subway Squawker Lisa Swan for pointing this out.