Seriously, if I were to write a parody about the Mets misfortunes how could I POSSIBLY come up with two more insane headlines than:
"METS STILL OWE BOBBY BONILLA $30 MILLION!"
"DAVID WRIGHT DIDN'T REALIZE HE HAD A BROKEN BACK!"
or
"DAVID WRIGHT DIDN'T REALIZE HE HAD A BROKEN BACK!"
Man oh man.
Better start trading the veterans away now... if for no other reason than for mercy.
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