Papi! Don't hurt Kevin Gregg! We need him healthy!

I know Gregg was a total a--hole throwing at you.
I know you wanted to take him down.
I know you wanted squash him like a little bug.

But here's the thing. We need Kevin Gregg HEALTHY!
By "We" I mean the Red Sox and all of Red Sox Nation.

Don't you realize that Kevin Gregg stinks? That he stinks in a very special way?

The Red Sox are throwing John Lackey tomorrow. They are throwing Kyle Weiland on Sunday. We need one of those two wins. Our best shot? To blow up their bullpen.

And what is the one sure fire way to have a bullpen blow up?
Have Kevin Gregg pitch!

No matter what uniform he wears, he stinks.

So we need him healthy AND pitching often!