Sunday, October 03, 2010
The Mariners truly appreciate their fans
Thank you fans! Now please enjoy the game that we are waving the white flag in before it even starts.
Thanks for supporting a team that thought Milton Bradley would be a good power source. Thanks for cheering a team that couldn't put one 20 home run hitter, one 70 RBI man and only one .250 hitter.
And seeing that the only thing left to cheer for is King Felix Hernandez, we'll take THAT away from you too.
Thanks a lot fans, and be sure to buy tickets for NEXT season. It will be just as Crap-Tastic as this one.