Hey Fox! Hey TBS!
I got great news!
YOU'VE COMPLETELY LOST NEW YORK FOR THE BASEBALL PLAYOFFS!
Isn't that great?
The biggest media market, the best baseball city and the biggest stars in the game?
And in exchange you get Milwaukee.
Isn't that great! You exchange New York for the second most passionate sports town in Wisconsin.
Can't you see the ratings go sky high?
Oh, you want more great news?
The dream NLCS of Los Angeles and Chicago?
That's now a first round series. Best of 5.
Better get that star studded media darling series out of the way early.
All because the Mets couldn't hold a 2 1/2 game lead with a week to go.
But you get the town that produced the Fonz!
That's cool, isn't it?