Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Paging Dr. Morgan!

We're in the ALCS... we're down at home...
Our ace pitchers aren't throwing well.

What can a Red Sox fan do?

I say both Jon Lester and Josh Beckett have to go see Dr. Craig Morgan and Dr. Morgan has to do that f---ed up thing he did to Curt Schilling during the 2004 ALCS.

I don't care if that is the problem or not.
I don't care if their ankles are fine.

I want them on the operating table getting their tendons switched around and I expect to see their socks drenched in blood... like they were walking through Sweeney Todd's barber shop.

It worked before, we need it to work again.
You heard me... CUT THEIR ANKLES OPEN!!!!

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