Wednesday, June 17, 2009

I was stunned by the news about Sammy Sosa

I was stunned that he wasn't ALREADY linked to a positive test. Seriously, is ANYONE stunned by this revelation?

A lean skinny kid bulks up between 1994 and 2003 and goes from being a decent 15-30 home run hitter to suddenly becoming the only person to hit 60 homers 3 straight years? 

Nah... nothing suspicious about that!

The only question is what broke down faster:
His career when testing began or his knowledge of English when he was called in to Congress.

Seriously, he was the single most media saavy star in baseball for 5 years and suddenly he needs an interpreter?

Folks, if you want to shock me, tell me Julio Lugo is on 'roids.

1 comment:

  1. The biggest steroid shock I've gotten was when Nook Logan made the Mitchell Report.