On the ESPN News Ticker there was a headline that said "New A-Rod Bombshell."
What is left to bomb?
Did he punch out Susan Boyle?
Is he responsible for the pandemic?
Did he raise the Subway fare?
Nope. It turns out he may have done 'roids as a high school player and as a Yankee, he plays a lot of poker, tips poorly at Hooters and tipped pitches to the opposition.
This is a bombshell?
We've had strippers, Madonna, injecting stuff into his butt, a public divorce and kissing his own image! This is barely a sparkler!
Wait! His teammates nicknamed him B*tch T*ts?
Now THAT is a bombshell!
Seriously, with A-Rod... anything short of a homicide at this point isn't a bombshell.
The next bombshell had better be an actual bombshell!!!
Meanwhile... back to baseball.