The man dubbed as "American Idle" by the New York press.
The man who signed arguably the worst contract in the history of the New York Yankees.
I guess for a Yankee fan, a more likely headline would be ...
SYNAGOGUE VOTES MEL GIBSON AS MAN OF THE YEAR
PETA HIRES SARAH PALIN AS SPOKESWOMAN
MICHAEL AND DINA LOHAN WIN PARENTS OF THE YEAR
Just goes to show you, some people are built for New York and others aren't.
Thanks to Subway Squawker Lisa Swan for pointing this out.